Hot Damn Pain Relief Balm

Sale Price: $18.00 Original Price: $20.00

When your body’s throwing a tantrum — sore, stiff, or just plain over it — Hot Damn Balm shows up with a fiery attitude and real results. Formulated with a spicy combo of cayenne pepper and ginger root, this balm delivers warming, feel-it-working relief that kicks pain to the curb and tells inflammation to take a hike. It’s nature’s way of saying: "Not today, pain."

When your body’s acting up, here’s how to fight back — the natural way:

  1. Scoop a small amount of balm with clean, dry fingers.

  2. Apply directly to sore, stiff, or achy areas (think neck, back, joints, muscles).

  3. Massage it in until fully absorbed — feel that warmth kick in!

  4. Use 2–3 times daily or whenever your body says, "Help!"

 Heads Up (aka the Fine Print)

  • For external use only — keep it on your skin, not in your eyes, mouth, or… anywhere delicate.

  • Wash hands thoroughly after application — cayenne + eyeballs = not a good time.

  • Not for use on broken, irritated, or sensitive skin.

  • If irritation or rash shows up, hit pause and stop using.

  • Keep away from curious kiddos and pets.

  • Not recommended for children under 12 or during pregnancy without checking with a healthcare pro.

     Storage Wisdom

Store in a cool, dry spot — away from direct heat or sunlight.
Use within 12 months of opening for max potency and plant power.

Herbal Benefits

Cayenne (Capsicum annuum)

The Heat That Heals

  • Pain Relief Superpower: Contains capsaicin, a compound known to block pain signals by depleting substance P (a neurotransmitter that sends pain messages to the brain).

  • Boosts Circulation: Stimulates blood flow to the area, which helps oxygen and nutrients get where they need to go — and helps waste products get gone.

  • Natural Anti-Inflammatory: Reduces inflammation in joints and muscles.

  • Muscle & Joint Support: Excellent for arthritis, muscle soreness, and nerve pain.

Translation: Cayenne doesn’t just bring the burn — it brings relief with it.

Ginger (Zingiber officinale)

Warming, Calming, Powerful

  • Anti-Inflammatory Magic: Gingerols, the active compounds, fight inflammation naturally, making it ideal for sore, swollen, or stiff areas.

  • Pain Soother: Known to ease muscle pain and chronic aches — without the side effects of synthetic meds.

  • Circulatory Boost: Like cayenne, it helps get things moving under the skin — bringing warmth and speeding up recovery.

  • Muscle Relaxant: Calms tension and soothes spasms.

Translation: Ginger brings deep warmth and serious chill — a root with real power.

 Why Your Body Loves It:

  • Fast-acting topical relief

  • Warms muscles, loosens tension

  • Supports mobility and recovery

  • Totally plant-powered — no BS

When your body’s throwing a tantrum — sore, stiff, or just plain over it — Hot Damn Balm shows up with a fiery attitude and real results. Formulated with a spicy combo of cayenne pepper and ginger root, this balm delivers warming, feel-it-working relief that kicks pain to the curb and tells inflammation to take a hike. It’s nature’s way of saying: "Not today, pain."

When your body’s acting up, here’s how to fight back — the natural way:

  1. Scoop a small amount of balm with clean, dry fingers.

  2. Apply directly to sore, stiff, or achy areas (think neck, back, joints, muscles).

  3. Massage it in until fully absorbed — feel that warmth kick in!

  4. Use 2–3 times daily or whenever your body says, "Help!"

 Heads Up (aka the Fine Print)

  • For external use only — keep it on your skin, not in your eyes, mouth, or… anywhere delicate.

  • Wash hands thoroughly after application — cayenne + eyeballs = not a good time.

  • Not for use on broken, irritated, or sensitive skin.

  • If irritation or rash shows up, hit pause and stop using.

  • Keep away from curious kiddos and pets.

  • Not recommended for children under 12 or during pregnancy without checking with a healthcare pro.

     Storage Wisdom

Store in a cool, dry spot — away from direct heat or sunlight.
Use within 12 months of opening for max potency and plant power.

Herbal Benefits

Cayenne (Capsicum annuum)

The Heat That Heals

  • Pain Relief Superpower: Contains capsaicin, a compound known to block pain signals by depleting substance P (a neurotransmitter that sends pain messages to the brain).

  • Boosts Circulation: Stimulates blood flow to the area, which helps oxygen and nutrients get where they need to go — and helps waste products get gone.

  • Natural Anti-Inflammatory: Reduces inflammation in joints and muscles.

  • Muscle & Joint Support: Excellent for arthritis, muscle soreness, and nerve pain.

Translation: Cayenne doesn’t just bring the burn — it brings relief with it.

Ginger (Zingiber officinale)

Warming, Calming, Powerful

  • Anti-Inflammatory Magic: Gingerols, the active compounds, fight inflammation naturally, making it ideal for sore, swollen, or stiff areas.

  • Pain Soother: Known to ease muscle pain and chronic aches — without the side effects of synthetic meds.

  • Circulatory Boost: Like cayenne, it helps get things moving under the skin — bringing warmth and speeding up recovery.

  • Muscle Relaxant: Calms tension and soothes spasms.

Translation: Ginger brings deep warmth and serious chill — a root with real power.

 Why Your Body Loves It:

  • Fast-acting topical relief

  • Warms muscles, loosens tension

  • Supports mobility and recovery

  • Totally plant-powered — no BS