I'm Not Tired, You're Tired | Bedtime Tea

$12.00

Overthinkers, late-night scrollers, and “just one more episode” enthusiasts—this one’s for you. I’m Not Tired, You’re Tired is a gentle, herbal sleep-support tea designed to quiet your mind, relax your body, and ease you into rest without knocking you out cold.

Perfect for:

  • Overactive minds that won’t quit

  • Gentle, guilt-free wind-downs before bed

  • Reducing tension and soothing the nervous system

  • Creating a calming nighttime ritual

Key Ingredients & Benefits:

  • Valerian Root: Natural sedative, calms the nervous system

  • Chamomile: Relaxes body and mind without heavy sedation

  • Passionflower: Smooths mental spirals

  • Lemon Balm: Relieves tension, uplifts mood

  • Spearmint: Gently refreshing for easy sipping

  • Skull Cap, Lavender & Rose: Calming, fragrant, and soothing

Tastes Like:
Soft, floral, and slightly minty with gentle herbal depth—a cozy cup that tells your brain it’s time to shut down (sass included).

Directions:
Steep 1–2 tsp of the blend in 8–10 oz hot water for 5–10 minutes. Sip slowly, breathe, and let the tea do the rest.

Disclaimer:
This product and its statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using herbal products, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children.

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$12.00
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Overthinkers, late-night scrollers, and “just one more episode” enthusiasts—this one’s for you. I’m Not Tired, You’re Tired is a gentle, herbal sleep-support tea designed to quiet your mind, relax your body, and ease you into rest without knocking you out cold.

Perfect for:

  • Overactive minds that won’t quit

  • Gentle, guilt-free wind-downs before bed

  • Reducing tension and soothing the nervous system

  • Creating a calming nighttime ritual

Key Ingredients & Benefits:

  • Valerian Root: Natural sedative, calms the nervous system

  • Chamomile: Relaxes body and mind without heavy sedation

  • Passionflower: Smooths mental spirals

  • Lemon Balm: Relieves tension, uplifts mood

  • Spearmint: Gently refreshing for easy sipping

  • Skull Cap, Lavender & Rose: Calming, fragrant, and soothing

Tastes Like:
Soft, floral, and slightly minty with gentle herbal depth—a cozy cup that tells your brain it’s time to shut down (sass included).

Directions:
Steep 1–2 tsp of the blend in 8–10 oz hot water for 5–10 minutes. Sip slowly, breathe, and let the tea do the rest.

Disclaimer:
This product and its statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider before using herbal products, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medications, or have a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children.

How the Blend Works Together

This tea combines nervous-system support, relaxing herbs, and gentle sedatives to calm mental chatter, reduce tension, and prepare the body for restful sleep.

  • Nervous-system support from valerian root, skullcap, and passionflower helps soothe overactive minds and calm nerves.

  • Relaxing and calming herbs like chamomile, lemon balm, lavender, and rose ease physical tension and create a peaceful, fragrant experience.

  • Refreshing herbs like spearmint ensure a gentle, enjoyable sip that doesn’t feel heavy or overpowering.
    Together, these herbs create a harmonious, calming blend that promotes rest, relaxation, and a gentle transition to sleep.

Individual Herbal Benefits

Valerian RootNatural sedative, calming. Soothes the nervous system and supports restful sleep. Traditionally used for insomnia and anxiety.

ChamomileRelaxing, gentle sedative. Relaxes the body and mind without heavy sedation, helping reduce tension.

PassionflowerNervous system support, calming. Smooths mental spirals and promotes a peaceful state of mind.

Lemon BalmTension-relieving, uplifting. Calms the mind, eases stress, and supports a positive mood.

SpearmintRefreshing, gentle. Adds a soft, cooling note that makes sipping easy while supporting calm digestion and relaxation.

Skullcap, Lavender & RoseFragrant, soothing, relaxing. Together, these herbs calm the nervous system, promote tranquility, and create a comforting, floral aroma that eases mental tension.

In Summary

I’m Not Tired, You’re Tired combines nervous-system-calming, relaxing, and sleep-supporting herbs to soothe the mind, ease tension, and help you drift into rest naturally. A soft, floral, and slightly minty cup that tells your brain it’s time to shut down — sass included.